Wednesday, November 18, 2009
2012 - The Review
Thursday, November 12, 2009
2012
This director has some so-so film under his belt:
The Day After Tomorrow
10,000 BC
Universal Soldier
But has a couple good ones:
Stargate
Independence Day (I know this is not a great film, but I liked it alot)
If you see it let me know via the comments!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Transformers 2 - Revenge of the Fallen
Revenge of the Midnight Nerds:
On Tuesday June 23rd, two of my friends and I stayed late at work til about 6:30pm. Then we car pooled down to the only fully digital theatre in the area to wait in line for the Midnight Showing of TF2. Surprisingly there was only 2 other geeks waiting in line. So we bought our tickets and went to play some pool. After kicking some 8 ball ass, and winning $20 at the pool hall we checked the line again. 6 people were waiting at 8:30 pm. We decided togo to the pizza place that was an old brothel, because Chicago pizza, Corona beer and old the hooker barn go well together.
The film had alot more action, alot more Megan Fox and alot more Micheal bay junk. Visuals we amazing, plot was trash. So many errors is plot/location had me saying WTF. The teenies love it and would not shutup when the Fox was on the screen. But by the end of the night we were happy and liked it alot. Then drove hom eat 3 in the morning wishing we didn't have to work the next day (But we did).
The DVD hangover:
After renting the DVD via Redbox, all I can say is I must have been drunk that night. I fast forwarded through the movie because it was very bad. Story was worse the second time and some characters were just annoying. I just stopped and amazed how good Prime looked with an SR-71 on his back.
Conclusion:
For Transformers fans, it's a must see, but have very low expectations... Should be a 2 star but got .5 more due to visuals in the movie.
Jonsey
The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3
So since it has been a bad year with the US economy, I have decided to review more new release DVD's then theatre films (times are tight in the Jizzay house)
After seeing "Man on fire" and "Deja Vu", Tony Scott (The Director) and Denzel have made my movie going experience very pleasant. So with this info I decided it was a no brainer to rent Taking of Pelham 123 on DVD from Redbox. (If you don't know Redbox, you two shoul meet!)
This film is a remake of a the 1974 film with the same title. But modernized into today's New York city.
What I first noticed about this film is how slow it starts, but still enjoyable and keep interest. The movie does keep you guessing while making fun of it's own story line with a few quick words. This movie is no Top Gun, but with the add on of a webcam show by train riders girlfriend it keeps it funny. I am glad I did rent it for a dollar because I keep thinking about other Tony Scott movies like "Spy Game" or "Man of Fire". The main actors did well, but I could not get past the plot and didn't feel real interested in it all the way through.
I would say skip it unless you can't find anything else to pull from the big red box!
Jonsey
Windows 7, better than Vista or XP? Let's find out!
I know this is a bit off Topic but with a little push from my friends I decided to put this quick review of Windows 7.
On October 23rd I purchased (Ok, my work purchased) a retail copy of Windows 7 Professional 64 bit. For a nice comparison of the different versions hit this link from Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_7_editions
That Friday the bright blue packaging and the shiny holographic disc were brought back to my desk, waiting to be installed on my custom Quad-core Phenom system and 10,000 RPM velociraptor Hard Drive. I felt the same excitement and geekiness I had in 1995 when I installed Windows 95 on my first PC. Except it was an old POS system with a pedal to compensate for the slow hamster inside...
Backup:
First I made and image of my XP install with all my OS files and setting. Then put in the disc and started the install with a Corona in my hand. This reminded me of my last DVD drive which was not a good cup holder (as stated on the internet) since it could not hold the weight of a full bottle of beer.
Install:
After a few minutes of sitting there doing something, I start the install which was very easy to do. It was asking to upgrade and about 3 times it said "Are you sure?" and I was sure that I was going to get a clean install and not have upgrade problem. I never met an upgraded system that did not have issues.
Running:
After the install was complete the system booted up very quickly into a shiny new OS! First thought were that it looks just like Vista, and technical it is Vista. As some already know Windows 7 is really Windows 6.1, with the Vista Kernel and Vista look. The 7 name just came as a marketing ploy to get away from the Vista stigma.
Installing:
After a few days of installing program and games, my Windows 7 install was running flawlessly. Loaded old games with no issues, found the newest drivers for my Nvidia GTX 260 card, tested Audio settings and played with my 32inch LCD TV as a second HD monitor.
Pros:
Runs faster on my Quad core than XP SP3.
Fast boot
No crashes, yet
All older and newer programs work
All drivers found during install
Everything XP can do and a little more
Direct X 10+
Cons:
Not enough classic settings (Not everyone likes bubbly setting icons)
New locations for menu items
UAC still there (But can be turned off, which was the first thing I did)
Conclusion:
So I am very happy with Windows 7, but have to say that I am still happy with my XP install. If I wasn't a gamer and didn't need Direct X 10+ or something to handle the Quad Core well, I wouldn't need Windows 7. XP is the most stable OS and still runs like a champ, IMHO.
Jonsey
Friday, June 5, 2009
Terminator Salvation (video game) Review
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Terminator Salvation Review
I went to see Terminator Salvation (aka T4) after reading bad reviews from critics. So I went into this film with not expecting much... This movie has a lot of action and great special effects. The destruction of LA looks in my mind what a post apocalyptic LA would look like. (That or just a normal Tuesday) I was impressed with the use of my favorite machine, the A-10 warthog. I would have just gone to see it because it’s the best military Aircraft IMHO.I am a big fan of the original 2 terminator movies, the 3 one was OK. But I enjoyed this one a lot. Not to deep not too much plot but it just made sense. No misplaced humor in a world where you fight to survive. Some intense action films love to throw in the humor to of set the bad action or shaky cam scenes, not this one.
The Good:
The SKYNet motorcycles were awesome, and the use of the A-10’s were very well placed. The giant machine reminded me of MechWarrior and the Dropships kind of resembled Dropships from Command and Conquer.
The Bad:
Christian Bale (Main character John Connor) was nothing special but the machines stole the show and it was a good show. No spectacular Nuke display’s like in the previews…
Critics.
Without giving too much away this film was a good action flick. I was going to give it 3.5 out of 5 stars but I bumped it up to 4 stars because of the good old warthog. Coming soon is my review for the Terminator Salvation Game.
Jizzay